Quotes from my Succession Class

I compiled funny quotes from our Succession class in UP Law
(i write them down with my notes).

Prof*: What is a will?
Student: It is an instrument sir.
Prof: Instrument? What do u mean instrument?
Student: A written instrument sir
Prof: Why, is there an oral instrument? That sounds obscene!

*Name hidden to protect the brilliant.

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Prof: The judge who decided the first case is really stupid.
He must have studied in Ateneo Law.

The class gleefully laughs.

Prof (smiles): Of course, when I lectured at the Ateneo yesterday, I said the judge
must have studied in UP Law...
and they also laughed the way you did.

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Prof: Your parents or ascendants are your compulsory heirs if you
don't have legitimate children.
(Points to a male student) You Mr.R, are you married?
Student: No sir.
Prof: Do you have children?
Student (laughs): No Sir.
Prof: Why do you laugh, is it not possible to have children even if you're not married?
Student: It's very possible sir.
Prof: Yes! Your gonads still work even if you're not married!

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Prof (continues): in fact, right now you may have children you don't know about Mr. R.
Student: Sir, I make sure that that's not possible.

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Prof: If you have more than one child, the legitime of the spouse is equal to one share of a
legitimate child.
Therefore, the more legitimate children a person has, the lesser his spouse's legitime
becomes.
This may be a good family planning tool. When the husband would want to do it,
the wife would say "Ayoko! My legitime will get lesser if we have more children!"

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Prof checks attendance.
Prof: Wow. Everybody's here. It's the first time that the class is complete.
The first time! (smiles) I feel de-virginized!